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Winter 2025-2026 in Print

A halftone photocopy of someone hunched at a table, holding a napkin up over most of their face, a water bottle beside them. Typewritten text alongside reads: Sirus has MUSTARD on the rim of HIS BEER. This makes Sirus SAD. :(
A halftone photocopy of a mirror selfie: two people holding up phones to take the picture, one with curly hair, one bearded with a man bun. Typewritten text alongside reads: We are Jack. We are a eunuch. We don't care that our friends are gluten-free. and We LOVE Starbucks.
A halftone photocopy of a basement room with a stack of folded cots or mattresses, a chest of drawers, and a small child sitting nearby. Typewritten text alongside reads: There are mattresses in the basement and they are multiplying.
A halftone photocopy of an online marketplace listing for a 2003 EA Games The Sims Bustin' Out Welcome to the Neighborhood retro poster, priced $25.90. Typewritten text alongside reads: Breaking news: Elyana's 2003 EA Games The Sims Bustin' Out Welcome to the Neighborhood Retro Poster has been STOLEN! If you have any information please call the Cowgill landline. 15 cent reward.
Two halftone photocopies side by side: a person in a beanie and apron standing in a kitchen, and a plate of sauteed greens, with an orange stain bleeding across the page below. Typewritten text alongside reads: My favorite part of dish washing is the slop.
A halftone photocopy of two corn dogs and a bitten third one on a plate. Typewritten text alongside reads: corn dog.